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  • Posted: May 17th, 2009
  • Category: family, food
  • Comments: 2

Today I conquer pancakes.

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I wanted to surprise my parents with a Sunday brunch with pancakes, so I bought some organic buckwheat pancake mix and went home extra early today to cook. Perhaps I should have stuck to the usual chocolate chip pancakes—because I wasn’t familiar with this particular brand nor type of mix/buckwheat, there was a bit of a learning curve. Observe: 

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Pancake fail. Later I found out that Dad had run upstairs and told Mom that she’d better go keep an eye on me. O YE OF LITTLE FAITH. 

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VICTORY! Okay, so they’re not perfect, but I blame the lack of a griddle and a bad spatula. They taste a little different and have a strange texture—kind of like zarusoba in pancake form, which I suppose makes sense because it is buckwheat—but they were delicious and healthy! 

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Pick yours up at the local Nob Hill!

  • Posted: May 10th, 2009
  • Category: family
  • Comments: 3

Happy Mom Day!

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Circa 1990Circa 1990       

I think the most overused phase EVER is, “You’ll understand when you’re a mother one day.” No kid has ever believed that that is a good justification for rules and regulations.

I have a handful of peers and cousins whose mothers have used the exact same phrase, and they have, of course, hated it too. Now that some of them are touting around their own Mini-Me’s, I see in them my own Mom’s fears, concerns, hopes, dreams, and good intentions  in the upbringing of their children. And then I think, “Oh God, Mom’s gonna be right… again!

 


 

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What kind of fake smile is that?! Don’t make me force you to smile!

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There we go :D

What’s in a name?

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Third Grade

This picture is so bad that I've impressed myself.

Third Grade elementary school was rough. Check out the picture on the left and you’ll understand why. I can identify a number of things I see wrong with this specific picture, which you can assume was representative of my fashion of choice back then.

1. Bowl cut. I don’t know if Mom actually used an upturned bowl to acheive this particular look, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she had.

2. Glasses - wow.

3. Floral print.

4. Shoulder pads. The 80’s were not kind.

I think I need the orthodontic braces with headgear to top off this picture. Oh, but I did have “sport goggles” that my Dad made me wear during P.E. classes so I wouldn’t hurt my eyes during Tether Ball or Wall Ball. Classmates often asked, “Hey Kolina, why are you wearing goggles? Are you swimming?” before scampering away in a fit of giggles. Not that I’m bitter or anything. (I love you too, Dad!)

In any case, you can imagine the nicknames that might stem from this particular picture. To top that off, my Taiwanese friend’s dad called me “Gorilla” inadvertantly but regularly; my frienemies had a field day with that one—elementary school kids are vicious these days! :( But no worries, we’re all good friends now and we’re going on a cruise together later this month… where they should watch out that they don’t “accidentally” slip overboard. (Just kidding, guys! Maybe.) 

15 years later, those name-calling still hasn’t really let up. Arden recently came up with “Currynuts” (???), and, much to my chagrin, he’s also gotten our other mature and working-professional friends tickled pink by words to which they can attach my name—namely, words that end in -cle, -kle, -co, -ko, or just plain -k or -c. Examples include: 

  • Cankolina, because I apparently lack ankles and instead, have me a pair of some massive cankles;
  • Unkolina, what my nieces and nephews should call me if I were male;
  • Tinkolina, when I tinkle;
  • Porkolina, when I was sick—allegedly from the infamous Swine Flu;
  • Arkolina, when I get gas, presumably at ARCO; and
  • Khlorina; when I swim.
 A cookie for whoever comes up with a good one, though I think you’ll have a hard time beating my personal favorite: Simon&Garfunkolina
  • Posted: Apr 22nd, 2009
  • Category: family
  • Comments: 7

Hi Dad! (Discretion fail)

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La Familia

Ma & Dad

My dad found my blog. What a stalker! I learn from only the best, I guess :) Hey Dad, if you’re going to follow my blog, you should at least leave comments!

 


dad: there is a machete under my bed.
dad: You can have it near your bed while mom is out
me: you forget i have 3 swords and a spear already =P
dad: your Chinese weapon is not going to work. try handle mine.
dad: you need to spread out the weapn in different room in the house, so you can grap the one close to you.

WHY does my dad have a machete???


dad: Everyone on the earth should have know that there is only one Kolina on this earth, at least in California.
me: haha unfortunately, there were 2 in my class at davis
dad: We should go and kill those two tonight!!!

I appreciate the enthusiasm..


me: i have a lot of nerdy engineer wushu friends
me: you are nerdy too
me: you should do kungfu
dad: I was nerdy befoe they are even born.

 

HAHA WHAT. Totally 1up’d.

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